I Don’t Like HerBob goes to a new school.One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says tha...
日期:2016-11-24
Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake bef...
日期:2016-11-24
热胀冷缩老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can an...
日期:2016-11-24
我的汤里有一只死苍蝇史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that k...
日期:2016-11-24
Tom is a little boyTom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes ...
日期:2016-11-24
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How co...
日期:2016-11-24
你永远也不会相信这件事The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s。 Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased...
日期:2016-10-27
是你爸爸帮你做的作业吗One day, Tim‘s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right。 The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised。 He called Tim to...
日期:2016-10-27
Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum。 One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor。有三只住在博物馆的瞎眼老鼠。...
日期:2016-10-27
A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding。 After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins。 Th...
日期:2016-10-27
1、Endearing terms英语幽默故事:可爱的称呼Bernie was invited to his friend‘s home for dinner。 Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My ...
日期:2016-10-27
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village。 the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to ha...
日期:2016-10-19
Jerry went to a psychiatrist。 “Doc,” he said, “I‘ve got trouble。 Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it。 I‘m going crazy!” Just p...
日期:2016-10-19
A Man of ActionsA crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back wh...
日期:2016-10-19
Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!两块蛋糕汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块...
日期:2016-10-19