上帝告诉我说我是拿破仑The Looney BinLate one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted， “I am Napoleon！”Another one said， ”How do you know？“The first inmate s...
日期：2016-10-19
终身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier， a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he‘d originally wanted。 So we exhumed the body an...
日期：2016-10-19
Five Months Older大五个月The Second World War had begun， and John wanted to join the army， but he was only 16 years old， and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18。 So when the army d...
日期：2016-10-18
If I Am a ManagerOne day in class， the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager。All the students began to write except a boy。 The teacher went to him and asked...
日期：2016-10-18
A little girl asked her Mom， “Mom， may I take the dog for a walk around the block？”一个小女孩问她的妈妈，“妈妈，我可以带狗狗去街角散步吗？”Mom replies， “No， because ...
日期：2016-10-18
Thoroughly clean the toilet。 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water， and have both lids lifted。 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom。仔细地打扫卫生...
日期：2016-10-18
为什么用棉花塞住耳朵“Boy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？”“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”“No， sir， but you said yesterday that...
日期：2016-10-18
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog。 His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck。 Shocked by his find， he was sure none of his fri...
日期：2016-10-18
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk。 Both are dragging their right foot as they walk。两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。As they meet， one man looks at the other knowingly， ...
日期：2016-10-18
WarningSeveral weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan， my husband and I decided to visit him。 I was careful to call him a few days in advance to “warn” h...
日期：2016-10-18
Once there was a blind。从前有个瞎子。One day when he was walking， he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋The dog barked for a while。狗汪汪汪地...
日期：2016-10-18
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer。 He takes his first sip and sets it down。 While he is looking around the bar， a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to...
日期：2016-10-18
总统保密罗斯福任美国总统以前，在海军部供职。某日，一位朋友问及海军在大西洋的一个小岛筹建基地的秘密计划。罗斯福特意向四周望了望，然后压低声音问：“你能保守秘密吗？”“当然能。”&ldq...
日期：2016-10-09
幽默不单单是一种情绪，一种性格，更是一种能力。它反映了我们对待事物的态度，只有心胸豁达，看得开的人，才有幽默的可能，而这种幽默的表现也意味着我们有更大的担当。幽默是一种能力,是一种非常特别的能力,当您刻...
日期：2016-10-09
1、高考即将来临，同学们忙得不亦乐乎。老师为了鼓励大家，便说：“同学们，再努力一下，考上了，大家便可算得上是进士了。”话一出口，大多数同学都抬起头，指着眼镜，回答道： “老师，我们早就是近...
日期：2016-09-30
