双语幽默小故事 为什么用棉花塞住耳朵
为什么用棉花塞住耳朵
鈥淏oy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？鈥�
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鈥淣o， sir， but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ， so I am trying to stop it。鈥�
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会讲法语的鹦鹉
So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other。 He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for。
有个人在宠物店发现了一只美丽的鹦鹉，但是它的一只脚上牵着蓝色的绳子，而另一只牵着红色的。这个人觉得有些奇怪，就去问店主绳子是做什么的？
鈥淲ell this is a highly trained parrot鈥� the shopkeeper replies。 鈥淚f you pull the red string he talks in French， if you pull the blue string he talks in English鈥潯�
鈥溹蓿馐且恢谎盗酚兴氐酿叙摹ｂ�澋曛骰卮鸬馈ｂ�溔绻憷焐樱峤卜ㄓ铮绻憷渡樱徒灿⒂镡��
鈥淲ow鈥� exclaims the man shopping， 鈥淭hat鈥榮 really neat。 What happens if you pull them both at the same time？鈥�
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鈥淚 fall off my perch you idiot！鈥� exclaims the parrot。
鈥溛一岽蛹茏由系沟模∧愀霰康埃♀�濔叙幕卮鸬馈�
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