双语故事 意大利面条
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back." "I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and fly to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained.
"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics（护理人员） rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without."
有一个医生和他的护士有一腿，后来他的护士告诉他，她怀孕了。医生不想让太太知道，于是乎他给了护士一笔钱，并告诉她带着钱去意大利把小孩生下来。
护士问说：鈥溎俏乙绾稳媚阒佬『⒆映錾四兀库��
医生回答：鈥溇图母雒牌厦嫘锤� 鈥樢獯罄嫣踱�櫾诒趁婢涂梢粤耍一嵴展四闼械姆延玫摹ｂ�澱饣な坑谑悄昧饲赏獯罄�
六个月过去了，有一天医生的太太打电话给医生说：
鈥溓装模沂盏揭徽琶餍牌优分藜睦吹模恢澜残┦裁矗库��
医生跟太太说道，鈥湹任一厝ズ笤俳馐透闾�潯�
那天晚上，医生回到家，看了那张名信片后便心脏病发倒在地板上。
医护人员赶紧送进急诊室，这时主治医生站到医生的太太旁边安慰道：鈥準鞘裁创赐慈盟蝗恍脑嗖》ⅲ库��
他太太拿起那张名信片，念道鈥溡獯罄嫣酰獯罄嫣酰獯罄嫣酰獯罄嫣踱�斺�斄礁鲇懈较愠腿庠玻礁雒挥小ｂ��
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